Hello, world.
I have an old (2010-ish vintage; datecode is 20100223) Hewlett-Packard LaserJet Professional P1606dn laser printer. I want to cloud-ify it so I can print from my Android tablet and my laptop as well.
I don't have a Windows computer, and my Mac is broken. I use Linux almost exclusively now and refuse to install Windows, even if you paid me to. It's the principle of the thing.
Anyway, if Linux drivers are available, why isn't a Linux Firmware Updater? It's not fair.